Thursday, 21 August 2008

• I guess I should get in the habit of blogging again

  I have given up the habit of blogging lately. But why? Why why why why?
  
  It surely is because if I were to write anymore here, women and men across the world would experience a collective multi-orgasm from the excitement of reading my words - which incidentally enough, is fabled to be the truths of the Universe. The world was created in seven days because I said so.
  
  I wouldn't want a world filled with gooey cum. That would be a disaster. Kind of like McCain winning the US Presidential election.
  
  But still, I'm itching to blog again. I miss talking shit.
  I miss the lovers (more please!)
  and the haters (more too, assholes!)
  
  But most of all, I miss the feeling of reminding myself of just how witty, hilarious and delightfully humble I can be.
  
  So here's three cheers for myself!
  What's more ultimate than the ultimate?
  Me.
  What's more ultimate than the ultimate of the ultimates?
  Nothing!
  
  I will return shortly to write again.
  Meanwhile, let me know if you're still around reading this.
  I can only blame the silence on my own neglect!
  
  
  Cheers :D
  
  
  

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